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23.3 pounds, Ranger Black 6. I loved my pig, best freakin job in the Army, at least in my experience.

holy shit that's funny.

Saw 'Walk The Line' last night, that's one hell of a movie. Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon did all their own singing, as well as the other actors, and that really made it better in my opinion.

Fuck. Knocked em out, Ranger.

Julius Caesar You scored 59 Wisdom, 65 Tactics, 58 Guts, and 50 Ruthlessness! Roman military and political leader. He was instrumental in the transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire. His conquest of Gallia Comata extended the Roman world all the way to the Atlantic Ocean, introduc...

Your Mama's so fat, when she dances, the band skips. Your Mama's glasses so thick, that when she looks at a map she can see people waving. Your Mama's so fat she can wear a VCR like a beeper. Your Mama's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a spoon. Your Mama's so poor...

The French are selling off the military's rifles, they're all in the same conditon; never been fired & only dropped once.

I think a better title for the article would've been "Woman Pisses Her Life Away"

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

I'm from new england, maybe that's why this is so funny to me. Some of my coworkers came over to find out why I was laughing so loud, but when I read these jokes to them, they just left shaking their heads.


fuck em, they're just bees

There's nothing like a couple fried egg sandwiches with bacon, washed down with some Harp Lager.

Fuck. I'm hungry

Transplants: Haunted Cities, Queens of The Stone Age: Lullabies to Paralyze, & remastered AC/DC: High Voltage.

Shake hands.

Pants is correct.

What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?

What does a dog do that a man steps into?