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I think a kick in the balls and a face full of dirt takes priority over getting laid. Unless of course you care to re-word that statement. At least say the Creed while you'er givin it to her. Maybe she'll think its kinda kinky.

Anyways, you're a cheesedick. I'll leave it at that.

Hi!

I like cheese. Do you like cheese?

It gives me courage.

Hey, its your life man. No one should have made you hold your hand up there and take the oath, nor should have anyone made you sign your name. If something like this happened, then you have some problems that need to be addressed. Going there is a game. You have the controller and you make them do w...

I like the mindset of... Anything's possible. Just in your case I suppose its how much you kick and scream. If I were you... and you really wanted this... then you better get off your ass and get right to it. Hopefully the local expert on these matters will let you know some of your options. But rea...

If you got that joke, good for you... but I doubt it's making anyone actually laugh. Last Tuesday I got stiches in both arms. Doc told me to take em out a week from then, and I just started to tonight. The ones that were in my left arm were easy, but the ones on my right mostly healed into my skin. ...

Whoever wrote this... I was too lazy to look back and get the name Hey, I signed up in August and they didn't have any option 40's available. I got 11x option 4 (airborne). Did you get 11x option 40? Also, do you know if they opened the 40 option up or did you just get lucky with someone who droppe...

Required weight in RIP is 35lbs on the 12 mile roadmarch, but I wouldn't expect to carry that much ever again. I think the last time I went I had a solid fifty with me, that was exciting. The straps were loose too, and we ran part of the last 2 miles. What fun that was. Always keep that ruck tight (...

RangerFO said: Do they still do TAB Checks at the Chow Hall Line??? For example, If you were Tabbed and at the end of the line, you would just yell out TAB Check and if you were TABBLESS, you laid on the ground and they walked over the top of you... Great Motivator for School. Haha, I think they st...

The Holmchicken Huh? "Pulling pranks"? What...the...fuck? Man, it has changed. I was terrified of anything with a tab, even more so if it had stripes. There was definitely no prank pulling. But then again, I didn't have to face the fact that a combat deployment was written in stone. We pr...

The Holmchicken Do they still smoke the piss out of you on your first night there or has it gotten softer and gentler? How about when you come back from CIF with all your shit? Making you tie up your TA-50 with your feet elevated off the top bunk? I'm curious. I've heard alot of that has now been b...

Ranger Saltbitch - "...My question was if you have met SSG Legnetto yet..." I haven't yet. I did ask my room-mate about him to see if maybe I had and just didn't realize it. I did so many pushups on introductions to people in the company it was almost disorienting =p. I'm going to try and...

March 18... One year to the day of my shipdate. Awesome. Better start doing some PT flubbynut, or you're gonna be suckin.

Edit - I just realized... Why the hell did you put this in "About Ranger School"? This is more of a general question rather than one based directly on the fun of going to Ranger School. Anything is a good start. Just remember, unless you've worked out consistently in some form before a con...