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by jakeshoe
March 3rd, 2005, 12:48 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: HEALTH CARE IN KABUL?
Replies: 11
Views: 3035

But what about the untold part of the story...? How do we know that same doc doesn't do a pro-bono heart repair once a month here in the U.S.? As a doctor and a fairly educated person, he may understand the priciple that an effort of goodwill to win the hearts and minds of our potential enemies may ...
by jakeshoe
February 28th, 2005, 12:05 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Know your enemies
Replies: 7
Views: 2279

Yeah,
At least shakinmg hands with Bin Laden you'd get a chance to kill him and collect 25 Mil.

Hillary is a worthless bitch, but Airborne stud there made a good photo shoot out of it at least.

Somebody give that stud a 4 day pass.
by jakeshoe
February 27th, 2005, 6:26 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Be careful pissing off the wrong woman!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 3147

I woulda made that bitch eat it, since it was already ripped off.

Bloody cold hearted, I tell you.
by jakeshoe
February 20th, 2005, 7:13 pm
Forum: Letters from School
Topic: How I shot and missed
Replies: 18
Views: 9168

A little bit of advice for you... GET your EIB. KNOW the shit inside and out, so well you are confident when you do it, and totally in control. Then IMMEDIATELY go get a Ranger physical done. That way you look like a stud, act like a stud, take the initiative and get and keep a current physical. Whe...
by jakeshoe
February 7th, 2005, 11:17 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Sheep, Sheepdogs, and Wolves
Replies: 17
Views: 6430

Vee,
If you think the Pastor was giving a compliment to anybody besides a Sister (especially to you), you need to step away from the crack pipe.
by jakeshoe
February 7th, 2005, 12:53 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Any Rangers, DEP's, Newt's, Wannabe's in N Texas?
Replies: 6
Views: 1880

YA maht be a redneck ifn you kin drink 1 uv them thar Scottish guys under the bar.
by jakeshoe
February 6th, 2005, 8:18 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Any Rangers, DEP's, Newt's, Wannabe's in N Texas?
Replies: 6
Views: 1880

Heathen, WTF is Feng Shui? I was trying to state I would smoke their bags in a politically correct way. Well not even politcally correct, more like I was trying to attain the element of surprise. I'm gonna wear my fat ass out, and I'm sure you know how motivating it is to have someone else that is s...
by jakeshoe
February 6th, 2005, 1:31 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Any Rangers, DEP's, Newt's, Wannabe's in N Texas?
Replies: 6
Views: 1880

Any Rangers, DEP's, Newt's, Wannabe's in N Texas?

I need someone to train with me for PT and shooting purposes. I live near Sanger, just a few minutes north of Denton. I will be doing some of my training in Denton. I have a local range to use. I will provide a pistol if someone wants to come shoot with me (you provide ammo). Anybody interested. If ...
by jakeshoe
February 6th, 2005, 12:00 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Sheep, Sheepdogs, and Wolves
Replies: 17
Views: 6430

Silverback,
It is something we all "know" but you gotta hand it to the author for putting it in a good context.
by jakeshoe
February 5th, 2005, 1:03 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Things that make you go Hmmmm????
Replies: 13
Views: 3912

Well... Not to take away from the alcoholic aspect of it... But an I.V. in the ass is a good last ditch effort if you can't get a vein.. Large intestines job is to absorb water, so you ain't shittin' liquid all the time. So a good cold brew would absorb REALLY quick and effectively. Anybody wanna sh...
by jakeshoe
February 2nd, 2005, 1:32 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings
Replies: 483
Views: 248701

Not from ArmyRanger.com but from a Ranger to the last bone in his body. CSM D (who hung out with Kazoo...) as a 1sg to a Ranger that had parked in his spot at HHC...

"Ranger,
If you don't move that fucking POS car, I'm gonna take enough skin off your ass to make a poncho for an elephant"
by jakeshoe
January 17th, 2005, 2:10 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Cherry
Replies: 27
Views: 6728

Welcome Devildog,
I was once a Sheep. Now why in the hell would you do it backwards and go from the Army to the USMC?

We had some good Rangers that were former Marines, but good Marines that are ex-Rangers must be a rare occurence.

Semper Fidelis and Rangers Lead the Way Brother.
by jakeshoe
January 13th, 2005, 12:44 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: prepping for the long day to come
Replies: 40
Views: 9320

Damn, When I first read his post I saw the run time of 11:47, assumed it was 2 mile. Lack of attention to detail on my part. However, I was SLOW by Battalion standards. My 2 mile run averaged right around 13:00. My best was a 12:40. I'm a fat civilian fuck right now and I could run this senor airmoa...
by jakeshoe
January 6th, 2005, 6:54 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Firing Position
Replies: 180
Views: 40025

Are you left handed, Mipuke? His mouse is on the right, he is righthanded. I have my mouse on the left side of my keyboard. . Damn Steadfast, WHICH keyboard. There is one on the left and another on the right of the mouse. I'm sticking to my theory based on the guitar... However I'm left handed, but...

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