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by Oto-Man
August 22nd, 2010, 7:24 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: (Lengthy) Status Update
Replies: 26
Views: 10325

Re: (Lengthy) Status Update

Drive on Sponk! It takes a lot to be able to lay your junk out on the table, HERE, and say "have at it". You are a good young man. Good luck at NDU (Really?!?LOL). Focus on your degree, and then work your life out from there. It'll come to you. Actually one of the better sitreps we've seen...
by Oto-Man
August 9th, 2010, 6:36 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Surviving the Cut
Replies: 90
Views: 29278

Re: Surviving the Cut

RangerX wrote:
fatboy wrote:And for the record, round is a shape.
Concure :lol: :lol: :lol:
Round is a shape, right Vee?!?LOL
by Oto-Man
August 2nd, 2010, 7:18 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1705974

Re: Random thought of the moment.

Chelsea who? How about a reminder http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8IcO1ehweFs/R3lzbD16B_I/AAAAAAAAB3c/sQ_V53v7hw4/s320/chelsea+clinton.jpg Thanks Dan...I just yacked on my keyboard.....do you have any idea how bad pork roast tastes on the way back up? NO YOU DONT!!! LOL that pic is just precious!!!!
by Oto-Man
July 31st, 2010, 6:27 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1705974

Re: Random thought of the moment.

RANGER513 wrote:I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.
Combined with the average BAC of .13 and you have the makings for an interesting night!


Stay safe out there Ranger.
by Oto-Man
July 28th, 2010, 6:56 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Motorcycle safety
Replies: 28
Views: 7837

Re: Motorcycle safety

IEDmagnet wrote:
al_2ndWolfhounds wrote:If so, you are not going alone...this is funny shit.
x2, I assume that one of you will be driving the bus as I plan to be drunk on the way.
X3..I'll drive, but I'm gonna have some KO in my hand!!! That was amazing!!
by Oto-Man
July 22nd, 2010, 5:11 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: What was Ranger School like for you?
Replies: 60
Views: 67977

Re: What was Ranger School like for you?

The women weren't as fat as the ones issued to us at 2/75...so the nights were a little chilly--and they had fewer teeth...I think that was a bonus actually. The beer in Florida phase was too warm, and in Desert my entire 12 pack actually froze solid-that'll teach me to hump light beer on a night mo...
by Oto-Man
June 16th, 2010, 9:20 am
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Maxing my 2-mile
Replies: 10
Views: 6542

Re: Maxing my 2-mile

How do you average a faster mile over a 5k than over a 2 mile time? I can't answer for anyone else, but when I run, there is a "breaking point" where all the sore bits quit complaining and my stride smooths out. Once that happens, my pace improves. The trick that SGTJenks needs to work on...
by Oto-Man
June 14th, 2010, 11:16 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: My Introduction!
Replies: 16
Views: 5099

Re: My Introduction!

15-89 was the coldest Florida Ranger School class. My recycle in the Desert didn't make Utah any warmer!!!


Welcome here Ranger.
by Oto-Man
May 20th, 2010, 7:31 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: RS....Summer or Winter??
Replies: 42
Views: 35214

Re: RS....Summer or Winter??

Do both! 8) Thats what I did Zonk!!! Last summer class, first winter class...cold with one MRE a day SUCKED ASS. It was a little easier with the extra chow and sleep. BTW stud...it's gonna suck no matter when you go...that's why we call it...well... The SUCK...... You will be tired, wet, hungry, so...
by Oto-Man
May 10th, 2010, 9:25 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Posers beware
Replies: 4
Views: 2526

Re: Posers beware

Interesting info on the bottom of pg 1 of the article. "But now the law is being challenged in court by free speech advocates who say that lying about military valor might be shameful but should not be criminal . The First Amendment's guarantee of free speech means that if burning the flag is l...
by Oto-Man
May 1st, 2010, 7:36 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: GPS at Ranger School
Replies: 40
Views: 25984

Re: GPS at Ranger School

Well, there goes the neighborhood. A GPS? Really? Come on! So I guess the APL gets to add AA batteries for the GPS's to his supply request? Or no, better yet..........Compass man (GPS boy) halts the patrol because his batteries are dead. Ah, or they don't need night vision because they walk by the ...
by Oto-Man
May 1st, 2010, 7:31 pm
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Magpul Masada Rifle
Replies: 40
Views: 32614

Re: Re:

Makes sense. That sounds like a good explanation...if Magpul were an Israeli company. Now why would an American company name a weapon "Masada"? The Magpul "Obama" didn't market test as well as the Masada. :) :D Tater, I'll give you $20 bucks if you put a "Obama/Biden 08&quo...
by Oto-Man
May 1st, 2010, 7:29 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Hardest Pushups Ever!
Replies: 5
Views: 3000

Re: Hardest Pushups Ever!

bawhahaha...nice....
by Oto-Man
May 1st, 2010, 7:27 pm
Forum: Letters from School
Topic: Ranger School 5-10
Replies: 10
Views: 4777

Re: Ranger School 5-10

Kilted Heathen wrote:Well shit.

Congrats!
You let him slide through?!? BAWHAHAHAHA

Good job stud...Congrats....Don't be afraid of Justin...he can only hurt your body. LOL ;)
by Oto-Man
April 25th, 2010, 8:15 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Pimp handle
Replies: 45
Views: 16912

Re: Pimp handle

Suede Jason Dogg that was first.... Funny thing about that...Suede......that was my nickname when I was growing up.....my middle name was WADE...... So from now on......oto-man is known as suede jason dogg....nice with the 2 g's.....I feel all gangsta and such.....WHOOOOO!!!!!!! Word Truth Love yo

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