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Tater Nuts wrote:I had a pet elephant that I rode like a pony until one day my brother and I were riding it when a car pulled next to us and someone shouted "Look at the two assholes on that elephant". When we got down and walked around back to see them, our elephant ran away.

I'm not inebriated and that was funny stuff

Calm down H"m"K, Ranger Kilted Heathen is normally a very nice a generous Ranger. He always gave go's just for trying your best. Just send him a PM and show your respect for the Queen. i.e. "Long Live The Queen" And all will be forgiven.

Welcome, and good luck. Being from GA I hope your not a UGA fan. What part of GA are you from?

those are awesome. I need to send that to some of the group assistants in my office

If someone from Oriental descent is lost, would you call them disoriented?

the diet coke of evil?

Lunch wrote:

LEROY wrote:If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33

And her breasts would still be hard plastic and her head hollow

So you're saying she's from Hollywood?

If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33

I'm so happy I could SHIT!

You know you chose the correct place to live when the golf cart path's that run throughout your city are nicer (and safer) than the sidewalks one county over! You know you chose the wrong place to live when the lazy fat asses in your town drive their golf carts to their mailboxes, trash cans, or st...

IntelToad wrote:Obama, Reid and Pelosi have all been shown to be a joke, but don't ever doubt the Republican's ability to completely fuck up and fall apart when they should be turning the situation in their favor.

i.e. interrogation of Bill Clinton after the Lewinski scandel.

You know you chose the correct place to live when the golf cart path's that run throughout your city are nicer (and safer) than the sidewalks one county over!

RangerRon wrote:I love it when a plan falls apart!

According to Murphy's Law, isn't that what happens when the firefight starts?

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