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by NoahH
July 4th, 2004, 12:44 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: 1000 pushup club
Replies: 283
Views: 168334

1000 pushups in 2:07
by NoahH
June 28th, 2004, 6:40 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: The response of most civilians on my decision to join
Replies: 53
Views: 16046

Im just a Newt so I hope it's okay if I take a stab at this. The main reason I have for wanting to join is the brotherhood. The idea that there are people out there who actually care about the welfare of another person is completely beyond me. The only thing I see as a civilian is greed and disgust....
by NoahH
June 23rd, 2004, 5:16 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Hello folks
Replies: 11
Views: 3373

OK, I may be out of line by saying this, and if so I will do pushups until my head explodes but.... I've been noticing a lot of new guys introducing themselves here and bragging about their accomplshments. Before you tell us all how great you are, stop and think about your audience for a second: You...
by NoahH
June 22nd, 2004, 4:56 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 32
Views: 8833

Welcome.

I did a little research over on SOCNET and found a possible solution on how to tell your wife you're enlisting in the Army. Here ya go
by NoahH
June 21st, 2004, 7:36 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Help
Replies: 32
Views: 7589

Ranger Bell,



Signature is gone.
by NoahH
June 21st, 2004, 7:29 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Help
Replies: 32
Views: 7589

Ranger Bell,

I didn't notice psxdns had gotten banned. Knockin em out for that one.


The signatrue is something I saw over on SOCNET that scarred the crap out of me. Followed the link around and found out what it was and put it in my signature here. Would you like me to take it down?
by NoahH
June 21st, 2004, 7:22 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Help
Replies: 32
Views: 7589

Ranger Abell and Ranger Bell,

I had PMed psxdn to try and square him away, politely telling him to stop posting so damn much because he was pissing off all the Rangers. He replied and told me to take my advice and shove it up my dick. No offense to Ranger Badmuther, my post was directed to psxdn.
by NoahH
June 21st, 2004, 6:39 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Help
Replies: 32
Views: 7589

Ranger BadMuther, I am not a DEP. Nor is Spank It - so we are on the same level of existence, I wasn't answering anything about the tasks required to become a soldier, as stated in the rules. I was simply passing on helpful information on how I got to make my decision, as I was in the same situatio...
by NoahH
June 7th, 2004, 7:29 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: ATTENTION: LOTUS LIPS
Replies: 55
Views: 13021

I thought Lotus Lips was a good guy and since I guess he got killed I will do his assignment for him.


5 Principles of Patrolling:

Planning
Recon
Security
Control
Common Sense
by NoahH
May 26th, 2004, 4:35 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: NOT EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 5332

Foodboy, I graduated a year ago from high school, and I gurantee you're not missin shit. Graduation fuckin sucked. We had 'practice' in the middle of the day, sitting around for 4 hours in that stupid robe in 105 degree heat sound like fun? HELL NO. and plus you have to sit alphabetically so unless ...
by NoahH
May 25th, 2004, 7:31 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Fighting
Replies: 46
Views: 24423

SwimmerKid, okay, if you're thinking about fighting 6 guys at the same time you are getting your ass kicked. Even if only 1 of them steps up to you, if you start losing the others will jump in and you will be fucked. What if the 1 who gets in your face has a weapon? What if they all have weapons? Si...
by NoahH
May 18th, 2004, 6:42 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Newts - Efforts to Join the Army/Rangers and Workout Plans
Replies: 125
Views: 71982

Ranger Spartan, I plan on becoming an Army Ranger. My current 'workout' schedue goes something like this: 4-5 hours lifting boxes every morning courtesy FedEx Ground. 2 mile run. 2 mile walk with 40lbs backpack (the dog can't run so I walk her) pushups, flutterkicks, situps, and monkey f**kers throu...
by NoahH
May 10th, 2004, 5:39 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 12
Views: 3849

Ranger Bell,

I registered on the 23rd of April and didn't introduce myself until the 3rd of May. Figured someone would have noticed a stranger lurking around.
by NoahH
May 3rd, 2004, 5:33 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 12
Views: 3849

Intro

Sorry I'm a little late... My name is Noah and I am a college freshman. I plan on enlisting in the Army after college. Everything I've looked for so far I found using the search function and reading through the forums, this site is great. I respect that this is the Ranger's house so this will probab...

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