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Im just a Newt so I hope it's okay if I take a stab at this. The main reason I have for wanting to join is the brotherhood. The idea that there are people out there who actually care about the welfare of another person is completely beyond me. The only thing I see as a civilian is greed and disgust....

OK, I may be out of line by saying this, and if so I will do pushups until my head explodes but.... I've been noticing a lot of new guys introducing themselves here and bragging about their accomplshments. Before you tell us all how great you are, stop and think about your audience for a second: You...

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I did a little research over on SOCNET and found a possible solution on how to tell your wife you're enlisting in the Army. Here ya go

Ranger Bell,



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Ranger Bell,

I didn't notice psxdns had gotten banned. Knockin em out for that one.


The signatrue is something I saw over on SOCNET that scarred the crap out of me. Followed the link around and found out what it was and put it in my signature here. Would you like me to take it down?

Ranger Abell and Ranger Bell,

I had PMed psxdn to try and square him away, politely telling him to stop posting so damn much because he was pissing off all the Rangers. He replied and told me to take my advice and shove it up my dick. No offense to Ranger Badmuther, my post was directed to psxdn.

Ranger BadMuther, I am not a DEP. Nor is Spank It - so we are on the same level of existence, I wasn't answering anything about the tasks required to become a soldier, as stated in the rules. I was simply passing on helpful information on how I got to make my decision, as I was in the same situatio...

I thought Lotus Lips was a good guy and since I guess he got killed I will do his assignment for him.


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Foodboy, I graduated a year ago from high school, and I gurantee you're not missin shit. Graduation fuckin sucked. We had 'practice' in the middle of the day, sitting around for 4 hours in that stupid robe in 105 degree heat sound like fun? HELL NO. and plus you have to sit alphabetically so unless ...

SwimmerKid, okay, if you're thinking about fighting 6 guys at the same time you are getting your ass kicked. Even if only 1 of them steps up to you, if you start losing the others will jump in and you will be fucked. What if the 1 who gets in your face has a weapon? What if they all have weapons? Si...

Ranger Spartan, I plan on becoming an Army Ranger. My current 'workout' schedue goes something like this: 4-5 hours lifting boxes every morning courtesy FedEx Ground. 2 mile run. 2 mile walk with 40lbs backpack (the dog can't run so I walk her) pushups, flutterkicks, situps, and monkey f**kers throu...

Ranger Bell,

I registered on the 23rd of April and didn't introduce myself until the 3rd of May. Figured someone would have noticed a stranger lurking around.

Sorry I'm a little late... My name is Noah and I am a college freshman. I plan on enlisting in the Army after college. Everything I've looked for so far I found using the search function and reading through the forums, this site is great. I respect that this is the Ranger's house so this will probab...