Search found 1042 matches

by Oto-Man
January 11th, 2010, 11:24 pm
Forum: Recruitment Process
Topic: lie at MEPS?
Replies: 17
Views: 8542

Re: lie at MEPS?

What the hell are you doing going 103 in a 65? And you want to be a Ranger? But your gonna fight it? But you wanna lie at MEPS so your recruiter gets the points for signing you up? Wow....Just wow... In FL, over 100 is Automatic Arrest... what were you thinking, mister "out of control speed dem...
by Oto-Man
January 11th, 2010, 7:41 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: People suicidal after seeing AVATAR...
Replies: 29
Views: 9210

Re: People suicidal after seeing AVATAR...

Cull the friggin herd!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

For shits sake, I like to jerk off, but I'm not putting a plastic bag over my head while I'm doing it, just because David Caradine said it was euphoric.... :roll: :roll:
by Oto-Man
January 11th, 2010, 7:37 pm
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: 45 ammo question
Replies: 15
Views: 6003

Re: 45 ammo question

There's mixed feelings about this issue but some dude is serving a long prison sentence because he used hollow points in a self defense shooting, it was in Colorado I believe. Due to the fact that there are too many ambitious liberal prosecutors and judges out there I don't use hand loads or hollow...
by Oto-Man
January 8th, 2010, 8:08 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: Long time member here getting ready to GO!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 14529

Re: Long time member here getting ready to GO!!!!

Rule # 1: Dont quit
Rule #2: get your shit
Rule #3: when in doubt refer to Rule # 1.

Good luck stud!!!
by Oto-Man
January 7th, 2010, 5:53 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 16
Views: 4259

Re: Introduction

Thank you for raising a son that is serving our country. Did he get to pick the Best Batt., or was that assigned to him by the grace of God? Just curious?
by Oto-Man
January 7th, 2010, 10:35 am
Forum: Recruitment Process
Topic: Update of enlistment.
Replies: 16
Views: 6334

Re: Update of enlistment.

If you want to be a Ranger (read serve in a Ranger Batt.), 11x opt40 will get you there. Bonus, no bonus, who cares...you get Ranger Guaranteed in your contract...When I signed up, I missed the fact that I could also have my college loan paid...I just didn't see the check box..but I got what I wante...
by Oto-Man
January 7th, 2010, 7:45 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Ruger LCP
Replies: 10
Views: 5536

Re: Ruger LCP

Bought one for the wife as a "get off me" gun. took it to the range, and it had a failure to fire about every 3rd round...the hole for the sear pin was off center by about 2mm. sent it back to ruger for the recall (AD issues). got it back, went to the range, same problem...sent back to the...
by Oto-Man
January 5th, 2010, 6:40 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introductions!
Replies: 18
Views: 5892

Re: Introductions!

Welcome here stud. Now go fetch me a box of grid squares before I really get pissed!!!

8) :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Oto-Man
January 5th, 2010, 6:38 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: intro
Replies: 9
Views: 2913

Re: intro

Welcome here...quit double posting...LOL

Thanks for re-upping so my old fat ass doesn't have to...if you have any questions...feel free to ask. We have quite a few folks here that have BTDT, and will be more than happy to help you on your journey.

Thanks again for serving....twice.
by Oto-Man
January 5th, 2010, 6:34 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 22
Views: 6416

Re: Intro

My first roommate in 3/75, he's good people. Don't abuse him too much :) Wow! Roommate huh? we all know what goes on between roommates in Aco! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Just sayin, I hope you guys threw away the polaroids! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey Mike...
by Oto-Man
January 5th, 2010, 4:18 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro - fiance'
Replies: 5
Views: 1938

Re: Intro - fiance'

This post is useless without....uh..nevermind...(inside joke)

Welcome to ArmyRanger.com ma'am. I'm sure you'll find the answers you are looking for. Thanks for supporting your warrior...
by Oto-Man
January 5th, 2010, 3:51 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Seems the cold weather freezes some peoples brains
Replies: 9
Views: 2891

Re: Seems the cold weather freezes some peoples brains

We used to have a metal saucer sled and a three wheeler with a ski up front for winter use. Dad used to haul ass through town with me in tow behind, kind of like tubing behind a boat- bouncing me off trees, whipping me over huge drift-jumps, dragging me down the street upside down under the sled if...
by Oto-Man
January 4th, 2010, 9:41 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings
Replies: 483
Views: 256636

Re: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

two in a row...but what the hell...

Holmchicken wrote in part:
This 17-year old kid walked into the L-Shape
And started dry humping the claymore.

BAWHAHAHAHAHA 8)
by Oto-Man
January 4th, 2010, 9:08 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
Replies: 2
Views: 1725

Re: When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

Now that shit is funny...I don't care who you are!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


3rd Batt....any comments? I know when I was at 2/75 we tested halcion and several other drugs, but we never got to test the poop chute reader...
by Oto-Man
January 4th, 2010, 5:47 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings
Replies: 483
Views: 256636

Re: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

"For such a self-described smart guy, you certainly have exceeded your quota of stupid statements in a single thread."
-Zone IV

That, my friend...was precious. 8) :lol: :lol:

Go to advanced search