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by The Holmchicken
October 4th, 2003, 6:11 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 7
Views: 3656

I think we can still clear the war pallets with a spend-ex on Recruit21.
by The Holmchicken
October 4th, 2003, 5:00 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 7
Views: 3656

Well Jesus-Christ-Superstar on a Fucking Crutch! Finally, a DEP who READ before he signed on to the site and had most of his questions answered. Welcome! Now if you can get most of your DEP pals to go along with your program of researching before questioning, all will be right in the world. We'll ho...
by The Holmchicken
October 4th, 2003, 4:35 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Hi
Replies: 32
Views: 8640

What is going on with this rash of turds posting lately? first cloud, the IRS and this guy killer. I mean really, WTF?
by The Holmchicken
October 4th, 2003, 9:39 am
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: checking in from airborne school
Replies: 64
Views: 34477

Hmmmm....... Honest question huh? Well first of all, I don't care what education you have from whatever school you go to. You think all the Rangers on this site are a bunch of knuckle dragging, neanderthals who use crayons to write with? You think you're special? I was in college for a year and a ha...
by The Holmchicken
October 2nd, 2003, 7:18 pm
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: checking in from airborne school
Replies: 64
Views: 34477

Better yet, where's that asshole Cloud? He could be a combat improvised MCLC.
by The Holmchicken
October 2nd, 2003, 7:09 pm
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: checking in from airborne school
Replies: 64
Views: 34477

I went to take a piss, wondered off the trail and next thing I know, there's a sign that says "DANGER! MINES!". Did I actually see a mine? No. Did I use the proper clearing tecnique? Hmmm...probably not. I finished taking a leak (when you got to go, you just have to go) and very methodical...
by The Holmchicken
October 2nd, 2003, 6:28 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: hello
Replies: 9
Views: 3924

I think he's just saying he's supple, like we want to know. Listen up Cloud Turd, do not, I repeat DO NOT piss off Ranger Saltbitch. Write clearly or he'll probably reach thru the montior and rip your asshole out thru your throat. Just a word of advice, take it or leave it. And Leatherneck, that was...
by The Holmchicken
October 2nd, 2003, 6:16 pm
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: checking in from airborne school
Replies: 64
Views: 34477

ImportsRsloths wrote: PaleHorseRider, what happens if you get recycled as far as RIP goes? Because you'll most likely miss the slot you had?!?!??! GOOD LUCK IN KOREA haha just kidding All right motherfucker, now you pissed me off. Stop flapping your fucking man pleasers you shitbird, especially sinc...
by The Holmchicken
October 1st, 2003, 6:32 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Ranger School and Humor.
Replies: 13
Views: 5145

'this we'll defend'...... dumbass civilians..
This We'll Shut the Fuck Up about Until We're Done with Our Five Jumps :evil:
by The Holmchicken
September 29th, 2003, 6:15 pm
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: First Jump
Replies: 36
Views: 25987

Well - it ain't got nothin' to do with Starbucks there - ImpaledHorseRider. LOL! ImpaledHorseRider! Well there you go IHR, your first clue, "impaled". You better thank Ranger Neves for that. Beat your boots turd! Later, after I've had my mandatory 10 hours of sleep and breakfast in bed se...
by The Holmchicken
September 29th, 2003, 5:38 pm
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: First Jump
Replies: 36
Views: 25987

It all starts to suck after seeing all your friends frapping in one by one after a while
by The Holmchicken
September 29th, 2003, 5:33 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Safe To PT After Getting Shots In Basic?
Replies: 26
Views: 11202

enjoy it while you can, becuase it's the last relaxing time you'll have for a long, long, long, long, long, long ,long time.......
by The Holmchicken
September 29th, 2003, 5:32 pm
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: First Jump
Replies: 36
Views: 25987

first things first....jumping out of an airplane at 150 mph is definetly the coolest, most fun thing ive ever done.
just wait until you do your first REAL combat equip (body weight plus) mass tac, night jump out a C-17 or better yet, a C-5. Then see how fun it is.
by The Holmchicken
September 29th, 2003, 5:30 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Safe To PT After Getting Shots In Basic?
Replies: 26
Views: 11202

He convinces the pilots to sky write his messages which are later picked up by friendlys on the ground who transmit his messages via the internet.
Oh, good one! Now shut up unless your in BAC
by The Holmchicken
September 29th, 2003, 5:29 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Safe To PT After Getting Shots In Basic?
Replies: 26
Views: 11202

Airborne School has women in it. Trust me, it's not tough

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