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What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) " She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Na...

Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :) My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and th...

Thanks again for all the suggestions. I finally got the Accu wedge yesterday for my Colt. I had to press down tight to get the takedown pin in and almost thought it wouldn't close. But perseverance and all that got it closed. Solid fit and I put about 90 rounds through it- no problems. I have to als...

Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :) My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and th...

Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm? I think not. I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P BTW, remember to say happy 67th birthday to Smokey on August 9th. I won't even question how...

mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.

I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire.

Odds that, at a minimum, Bill Clinton ogled at least one cocktail waitress at his daughters wedding reception? :o

Bet you won't see that exit question in any of the major newspapers.

At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers. Slippers. Sheesh. When I was visiting the 3 ID in Germany (back in the day) I went to take a shower and out steps a Captain (which I didn"t realize at the time) in friggin bi...

When one uses the expression "number of boots on the ground" in public discourse, does that include people who are barefoot or wearing slippers? Is that a deliberate intel or psyops technique which is designed to cause miscalculation of force strength by the enemy? Hmmmm. How's that for to...

Dude you were in the VBC before it became vogue and the natives were still restless. I had a family member that just left the 3 ID and his brothers had a tough time during that stretch. I am surprised they even had a KFC at that point. Nice of the Screaming Chickens to come in and mop up at that po...

I have a friend in the 25 ID- Wolfhounds who was at Camp Striker and Liberty. Every time he IM'd me he was eating freaking Taco Bell or Burger King followed by Baskin Robbins. And you guys are picking on the zoomies? Sheesh. I was in Iraq in '05, we got a Burger King on Striker right before the &qu...

A friend of mine just bought some Federal .30 from this guy with free shipping.
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He's in Jersey. But hey, nobody is perfect.

One month!??! Holy hell. I did a month in NTC before going to Iraq. I should have been a Zoomie. When I was in Iraq we went to the AF FOB right beside the BIAP all the time to get Subway. Even that little living area was nicer than all of Camp Striker. I do remember AF SF going out with us on a MED...

Hey man, you don't have to justify yourself here. We all know that the AF spends its down time eating bon bons and watching Titanic and The Notebook. Fag. :lol: Dude, what the hell is "The Notebook"? I never even heard of that one. :roll: Oh yeah and bon-bons? Well, we did have ice cream ...

Like you have anything better to do in AK? I've been to Elmendorf. You can't even watch the grass grow. :D