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Slowpoke wrote:Quit posting where you're at on facebook......nobody gives a fuck!

Really. Maybe I am just getting old, but who the hell wants to know you are in the head, shower or on your way to work? WTF? :?

Is there any place left on this planet that will let a civilian perform a static line jump? Honestly, who wants to tandem jump? It just looks odd for starters. :x Clemson Jump Club...unfortunately it is in Oconee County, South Carolina. :P Which means when I head down to Benning for a visit in the ...

Is there any place left on this planet that will let a civilian perform a static line jump? Honestly, who wants to tandem jump? It just looks odd for starters.

If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars.......... then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock: Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats ...

Can you eat a "milk cow" for its meat or is that sacrilegious? Would it make a calcium enriched steak?

And if you ate it, what the hell would you do for a milkshake?

hmmm.

A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?" The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would yo...

Two peanuts were walking down the street- one was "assaulted".

Shame is, the one that was "a salted" got arrested. Salt has been outlawed by the Democrats here in NY.

Ok then. What is the best type of bacon? Benton Bacon, made near me here in East Tn. is developing quite a gormet following, too smoky for my taste however. Pfft. I actually found the website. 4lbs for $22 plus shipping. I am in for at least 4lbs. Actually, right about now I am ready to get on the ...

This reminds me of his accomplice, Major Andre, who was hung just down the road from here. There is still all this local folklore about what a good, social, decent gentlemen he was. I have no doubt Andre was most-likely all those things, but what he ultimately became, his defining moment, was as a s...

Ok then. What is the best type of bacon? My favorite is Maple Bacon. It's like it's infused with the flavor of pancakes; like when you dip your bacon into syrup. Only this is every time you eat it. It is truly miraculous. The only thing that would be more amazing is if the Virgin Mary appeared in i...

Gotta shove it under a broiler, no option there. Don't forget bacon bits! :) Bits?!? Oh no, whole strips. Embedded. Everything is better with bacon. Forgot that. Bacon should be part of the required daily food pyramid. I am fairly certain it was headed for that designation when Bush was CinC. But I...

Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth? No, but take it a step further; whisk in a little garlic/onion powder and pepper. If you like the top slightly baked placed under a medium broiler for 2 minutes- or have I just gone way ...

I live in NY. Only criminals carry guns for "personal protection". Every other law-abiding citizen is almost always on the wrong side of a barrel. When walking around the streets, anyway.

Funny as, uh, hell?

By the way, when did Tony Blair have a sex change? :?

Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol. C'mon, man. You're honestly gonna tell us you never jumped on the grenade? If not, you're a buddy fucker. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team. :shock: ...