Brother, I need not add anything to your statement other than when her body is never found, charge both parents with voluntary manslaughter and willful neglect.
My nine year old has to be supervised in my backyard. What were they thinking?
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- June 10th, 2010, 7:51 pm
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Who Allowed This !!!???
- Replies: 27
- Views: 8613
- June 10th, 2010, 5:34 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Wanted...
- Replies: 0
- Views: 5476
Wanted...
An eight or ten digit (preferably the ten) grid to the secret location of the "Rose colored glasses", so they may be permanently destroyed.
"Attn. The beatings will continue until morale improves."
"Attn. The beatings will continue until morale improves."
- June 10th, 2010, 5:06 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: The Snake Model
- Replies: 8
- Views: 24575
Re: The Snake Model
That sounded like a compilation of every BDA I've ever heard.
- June 10th, 2010, 1:39 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: RANGER MEDIC's INTRO
- Replies: 29
- Views: 7654
Re: RANGER MEDIC's INTRO
Thank you sir, you're too kind. My skill of double-fark speak was acquired through years of practice and refinement.K.Ingraham wrote:
You have a way with words magnetman!
Two classics in one post.
- June 10th, 2010, 3:36 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: The newest Darwin Award winner...
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3169
The newest Darwin Award winner...
I had to share this, as it has had me laughing all night. As most of you who saw my introduction know, I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. Like any other LEO, I deal with an assorted array of true winners. Some should be shipped to prison, others should be removed from the gene pool, and the rest should ...
- June 9th, 2010, 12:00 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: RANGER MEDIC's INTRO
- Replies: 29
- Views: 7654
Re: RANGER MEDIC's INTRO
All I can say is WOW. Next time wear a shirt that says I support the Taliban, it'd probably be less painful. Powder dry, weapon clean, and remember...incoming fire has the right of way until outgoing fire changes the flow of traffic.
- June 9th, 2010, 11:33 am
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Soldier Detained As Suspected Wikileaks Source
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1686
Re: Soldier Detained As Suspected Wikileaks Source
Is it possible to revoke US citizenship and simultaneously award him an Iraqi Citizenship? If you hate your country that much, move...and take all the whining left wing celebrities with you.
I vote for high explosive castration.
I vote for high explosive castration.
- June 9th, 2010, 10:50 am
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Driver working on broken down vehicle shoots
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2687
Re: Driver working on broken down vehicle shoots
God bless that man, once again "Ex-cleared- offender death". I love my state. A few more like that will slow the crime rate down a little bit, not that I advocate Charles Bronson style justice....but a little of it now and then couldn't hurt.
- June 9th, 2010, 9:00 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: The Chili
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2351
Re: The Chili
Good job, I see the private lessons with Chemical Ali paid off... wonderful return on your investment. ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/o_icon_mrgreen.gif)
![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/o_icon_mrgreen.gif)
- June 9th, 2010, 8:49 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5295
Re: Introduction
Steadfast wrote:Welcome IEDMagnet, I sent you a PM.
Got it, reply is inbound to you now.
- June 8th, 2010, 2:48 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5295
Re: Introduction
Sometime shortly after the War Between The States I lived in the Spartanburg area. No offense, but I am glad to be back in the northwoods where we have four seasons - summer, winter, winter, & winter. I understand that, at least someone knows where I am. I know what you mean about the seasons, ...
- June 8th, 2010, 9:35 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5295
Re: Introduction
I appreciate the "survivor" comment. I figured it was luck, or sheer will. I didn't get to Ramadi, I was in Mumudiyah, Latifiya, and Yusifiyah the whole time. The furthest I strayed from there was Sadr City once for a Joint op with Iraqis. I got two Purple Nurples to answer that question, ...
- June 8th, 2010, 7:33 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Spring Classes for Women
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2735
Re: Spring Classes for Women
My eyes are watering, and my side hurts from that. I think I'm going to enroll my wife in one or all of them.
- June 8th, 2010, 7:19 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Purse snatchers, Chinese style
- Replies: 2
- Views: 916
Re: Purse snatchers, Chinese style
Now that's what I call funny, proper justice.
We had a shooting in a nightclub parking lot here a month ago in which the offender got his tail whipped by 20+ people after he shot the victim. I'm a fan of street justice. :D
"Ex-cleared...offender death."
We had a shooting in a nightclub parking lot here a month ago in which the offender got his tail whipped by 20+ people after he shot the victim. I'm a fan of street justice. :D
"Ex-cleared...offender death."
- June 7th, 2010, 7:56 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755645
Re: Random thought of the moment.
If grasshoppers had machine guns, spiders wouldn't mess with them.