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- June 18th, 2010, 9:13 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Idiot Parents
- Replies: 22
- Views: 7502
Re: Idiot Parents
And people say I'm too hard on my kids, but I can (and have) on multiple occasions taken all three of them to movies without incident. Of course my kids stand at parade rest and still say ma'am and sir, but you are absolutely right. I find it amazing how many times as a police officer I have receive...
- June 17th, 2010, 8:03 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755642
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Damn brother, I'm sorry to hear that. What line of work man?
- June 17th, 2010, 3:32 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755642
Re: Random thought of the moment.
As my track record shows, things tend to blow up in my face. As I have been lucky that they were all bombs... I greatly appreciate the warning.
- June 17th, 2010, 12:07 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755642
Re: Random thought of the moment.
I got drunk in college and ate a girls ass, it tasted like bacon too... Seriously....that's approaching wrong. But not as wrong as the image of her getting dolled up before going out, looking down at the dresser and thinking "Hmmm, perfume or bacon grease"? Yea, bacon grease...it's Busine...
- June 17th, 2010, 12:05 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Intro: Blue2Green
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3341
Re: Intro: Blue2Green
Welcome, and thanks for your service.
- June 16th, 2010, 2:13 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Rangers
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2021
Re: Rangers
I love this one.
- June 16th, 2010, 1:46 pm
- Forum: About RASP
- Topic: About RIP (Now RASP)
- Replies: 374
- Views: 1592714
Re: About RIP
Cole Range.... where they can't hear you scream.
- June 15th, 2010, 10:20 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755642
Re: Random thought of the moment.
KW Driver wrote:fuck me, I'm bored. and 11 1/2 hrs to go.
I like bacon.
I feel your pain brother. I have 5 hours and 49 minutes left. Nothing is moving but us...which would be fine if I didn't have 5 hours and 48 minutes left.
You had to mention bacon. Now I'm hungry.
- June 15th, 2010, 8:20 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: future Ranger Medic intro
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5820
Re: future Ranger Medic intro
Well...for once in my life...I have no come back. I am a moron, and that was classic.Lunch wrote:Got Mild?
- June 15th, 2010, 6:42 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: future Ranger Medic intro
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5820
Re: future Ranger Medic intro
Cams was right though, I over stepped...and he should be tracked without engaging until PID is established. If anyone wants me, I'm back in my corner.
- June 15th, 2010, 6:39 am
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: American arrested in Pakistan
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1611
American arrested in Pakistan
I saw this earlier and thought it was worth sharing. I seriously want to know what he was going to do with just a sword and handgun.
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- June 15th, 2010, 6:02 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: future Ranger Medic intro
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5820
Re: future Ranger Medic intro
Hi, I'm here to guide you through your first traumatic incident. First, remove the "I love Osama" shirt. Second, dawn you ACH and IBA with front-back-side plates. Third, remove your head (which is apparently inserted well past the coccyx in your fourth point of contact) before the boot mak...
- June 15th, 2010, 5:32 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755642
Re: Random thought of the moment.
We just tried a guy for Murder that, a year and a half before trial, shot his wife in the back with a .357 from less than four feet. This happened because the wife didn't bring the slimebag a slice of pizza from her sons birthday party. Oh yeah, did I mention the 8 year old heard his mom scream and ...
- June 15th, 2010, 5:20 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Attorneys...America's high priced court Jesters.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 970
Attorneys...America's high priced court Jesters.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. I figured the LEO's in here would get a rea...
- June 13th, 2010, 9:04 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: 1st of many humourous, odd. or strange things in my past.
- Replies: 50
- Views: 36983
Re: 1st of many humourous, odd. or strange things in my past
So, I have just read three pages of Shit typing, and wanted to share my Shitty story. While I was in Iraq, third platoon of my company was commanded by a brand new "Butter Bar" from some ROTC in some well noted school. He was just like several newly minted Lieutenants I had served with, an...