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Holy shrouds of duh, Batman!
Merlyn

Shoving feathers up your ass will not allow you to fly.
Merlyn

Okay, so this gorilla walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over and asks the gorilla if he would like to order something. The gorilla says "Yeah, bring me a martini". The bartender brings the gorilla a martini; and the gorilla gives the bartender a ten spot. The bartender re...

Why can't I get this damn smilie thing to work

centermass and K W Driver,

I know, I know....take time to read the small print.
But, thank you for nominating me for the necro-post
award.

Merlyn

I have a friend of 20 years, who served in Viet Nam with 3rd Corp Force Recon.
Welcome to the site, Devil Dog.

Having a name like "Julian" or "Marion" will get you beat up at the school bus stop.
And by the way, does "finger disipline" mean refraining from flipping off someone?

Welcome to the site, Marine. OORAH!!

A gay guy walks into a neighborhood pub; and sits down at the end of the bar. The bartender looks up from his want ads, and says "What the hell do you want?". The gay guy says he wants a beer. The bartender proceeds to tell him that now is not a good time to come in for a beer. The gay guy...

Dud, I sent you a PM, in regards to your eye infection. I don't know if it was of any use to you; but, I certainly hope that your eye has improved. What you described was a very dangerous situation. Please shoot something for me, thank you. 8) Merlyn

A reverend was out on vsitation, and passed by a house with a young boy out in the front yard cleaning a lawnmower. The reverend, being polite, said "Whatcha doin there, young fella?" The boy replied that he was getting his lawnmower ready to sell. "So, what are you going to do with t...

I have been considering going back into the military. But, this time I wanted to do something more than be a medic. I decided to go to the Navy recruiter. I told him I wanted to be a Navy SEAL. He replied that my desire and aspiration was commendable. However, he said "We are looking for SEALs,...

Due to lack of intrest, today has been called off.

Merlyn