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Just got off the phone with the wife. The local paper called and is coming to the house in the morning to do an article on her. Evidently dispatch called the tip in to the paper and they want to run it. 8) Great. The kid is already 3 going on 30. :lol: Thanks for the well wishes everyone. I don't th...

It's been a tough year in the CD house. HH6 has developed some type of health condition. We believe she is having some kind of seizure. It has taken a VERY long process of elimination to even get to this point, and we are still working towards a firm diagnosis. So far this year, she has had at least...

Just tell him that if he wants the go getter type A kick ass and get the job done types from prior military service, instead of the pussy, whiny, complaining, shitbag civilian emplyees, he needs to be prepared for the occasional images of full sized bananas shooting out of the assholes of nekid bitc...

I ain't in the mood for any forms of nut huggery, ass hattery, or any other kind of motherfucking "ery" today. Somebody shoot this motherfucker in the face with the God gun and let Luna stick the plunger up his fat fucking ass. Do whatever, just get this oxygen thief the fuck outta here po...

I'm too busy for this shit today. :?


Just pick up a large, heavy, blunt object and beat yourself with it.

Future Ranger my motherfucking ass.

I've got a buddy who owns a lot of Pits. Guess why he owns them. Give up? HE IS A PROFESSIONAL WILD HOG HUNTER!! Had a new neighbor that moved in, and owned a pit. I was out of town, and the pit came down into my yard. It charged my 3 yr old daughter. My wife saw it, and got in its line of march and...

Chewing someone's nipple off. Fuck yeah.

whips and chains across my back
fish hooks in my scrotum sack

beat me with that leather glove
Airborne Ranger making love.............

Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn motherfucker, before Spartan bites you in the buttocks!

What the fuck are you, now, the ArmyRanger.com speak and spell?

Welcome. I am just now learning how to play golf. That Goddamn little white motherfucker is of the fucking devil.

5-96. Damn you fuckers are old. :D

Get ready for the culture shock of your life.

Welcome. PM inbound.

One 30 second google returns over 500,000 hits for a sucking chest wound. You punk bitches are a bunch of chicken shits, and your lethargic attitude and your hesitation just cost your buddy his life. Good job, you bunch of meat socks. Now, you get to tellhis mother how great of a guy he was, how bra...

My wife just got back from taking her to get her hair cut. THEY HAD TO CUT EIGHT FUCKING INCHES OF HER HAIR OFF!

I need a fucking beer.

Don't even talk to me today. This morning I woke up and found my youngest daughter's bed full of hair. Seems in the middle of the night, big Sis (3yrs old) got little Sis (almost 2 yrs old) to go into the bathroom and climb up the hamper, onto the vanity, and reach up on the shelf and get the scisso...