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rgrokelley wrote:Cover, concealment and using your sights, work well in a massive Nerf Gun fight against three girls. I even taught my oldest the concept of yelling out "reloading" to cover each other.

That must've been a blast. You had to have been in your element.

This was in our local newspaper, and curiously enough, the area to make comments said: "Due to the number of comments that violate our terms and conditions, the Tulsa World has elected to disable comments for this article." Even the radio announcers could NOT stop giggling and laughing. On...

DURANT, OK — Tests on the head of a 60-pound beaver that attacked a 5-year-old boy were inconclusive as to whether the animal had rabies, the State Department of Health said Wednesday. The child’s stepfather damaged the beaver’s head too much when he beat it to death, officials said. “Several sectio...

Where the hell did this blizzard shit come from?!

Free to good, or bad, home: slightly used man in fair to good condition; as is. No returns.

In days of old,
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented.
They'd drop their load
By side of road
And walk away contented.

BUT at least you got COUPONS coming!!!!

(It's not really environmentally friendly to mail coupons to you, but who am I to say?? God knows I'm not the Cottonelle geniuses who've figured out how to manipulate fiber.)

ZoneIV wrote:Heck...someone asked in another forum where to buy Jump Boots near Fr. Lewis and that turned into a 6 page thread.

Yeah, but it was funny!

BS502 wrote:Tart.

Sour.

LOS ANGELES—A report published Monday in The New England Journal of Medicine warns that the nation's obesity epidemic has reached a new level of crisis, with many overweight Americans' increased girth rendering them physically unable to end their own, fat lives.

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panthersix wrote:But what about Special Forces?

Okay, okay, that ONE made me snort!

Well, welcome, John from Maryland. Mine's in 2nd too. I put mine on a plane last week too, and even though I'm a tough ol' gal, I hugged him and left when I started to feel "that feeling"; always happens, always will. Glad to have more old folks, especially those from 2nd.

Yana wrote:VY and the rest of the titans are a bunch of ass pirates

Hey, hey, hey.... maybe the other titans but VY? Why you got pick on the man? Hate the game, not the playa... Hook 'em Vince.

cams wrote:I need Scotch, lots of it, and naked women tied to poles. Something, sick and twisted, just to wash off the gayness of what I've read here.

Damn it, I'm starting to like you more and more each day.

Okay, I went to see ZombieLand with my son, HE ACTUALLY MADE ME watch a movie about zombies, believe it or not. (Said it reminded him of our family..huh!?). I went thinking this is 2 hours I'll never get back, BUT, I was really amused by the movie... I'd even go see it again. (Hell, he's seen it 7 t...