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by johnjohnson1957
July 13th, 2016, 3:25 pm
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: 11B Option 40 new requirements
Replies: 5
Views: 5361

Re: 11B Option 40 new requirements

Calypso, I don't think DoD lifted the ban on Fuzzies but if you will just keep that that little proclivity under you hat I am sure you can get a Option 40 11X contract and a slot in the 75th. I am not familiar with the character of the various Batts but I am sure someone will be along to advise you ...
by johnjohnson1957
March 29th, 2016, 11:32 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: 1st of many humourous, odd. or strange things in my past.
Replies: 50
Views: 31192

Re: 1st of many humourous, odd. or strange things in my past

Crazy story, thanks for sharing. BTW, never underestimate the values of mobile brothel, even a government operated one, lol.
by johnjohnson1957
March 3rd, 2016, 7:46 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Poser on You tube
Replies: 0
Views: 13563

Poser on You tube

Lots of videos of posers being called out but this one was just plain funny especially when he talks about his standard issue K9 dog and that on casual Fridays he gets to wear jeans instead of his uniform pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXvY3y5OqY
by johnjohnson1957
November 2nd, 2015, 7:23 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Fuhrer Boley Explains Chicks in Ranger School
Replies: 2
Views: 5027

Re: Fuhrer Boley Explains Chicks in Ranger School

Seven second in to the video and the line, "We are trying to figure out if these shitbirds have or tabs or are they just dirty scrollbearers" had me laughing. Other gems include, "I know 2/75 is into trannies, 1/75 is gay, I know third Batt is so hard up to get laid they'd gangbang th...
by johnjohnson1957
August 24th, 2015, 11:00 pm
Forum: Introductions - Rangers, Veterans, Ranger Wives/Parents
Topic: Introduction- Chris
Replies: 4
Views: 3139

Re: Introduction- Chris

Chris, If you want to be commissioned and are currently in school consider ROTC. With your prior service you should be able to start ROTC with advanced placement as a Military Science (MS) III student. You'd have a ROTC summer camp after your MS III year followed by your MS IV year. I am not sure ho...
by johnjohnson1957
August 17th, 2015, 8:47 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: Foreign Students
Replies: 23
Views: 21456

Re: Foreign Students

I too heard stories about foreign students being executed if they failed. We had a couple of folks from different African countries. None of them were really motivated. The one in my patrol was supposed to have had several years of experience fighting various bush wars but he was friggen useless. He...
by johnjohnson1957
May 4th, 2011, 7:47 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: new drink called the Bin Laden
Replies: 0
Views: 1540

new drink called the Bin Laden

My HH6 was telling me there is a new drink you can order in the bar called the Bin Laden. It's two shots and splash of water.
by johnjohnson1957
December 19th, 2010, 9:13 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Re: Bus load of politicians
Replies: 0
Views: 2007

Bus load of politicians

Bus load of politicians crashed in a remote area. By the time rescue workers get there they find a local farmer has just finishing burrying the whole mess with his backhoe. The authorties asked him if there were any survivors and He said, "Well a couple of them fellows tried to tell me they wer...
by johnjohnson1957
December 10th, 2010, 2:29 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Photo On the Night Stand
Replies: 5
Views: 3013

Photo On the Night Stand

After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's bedside nightstand and begins to worry. He nervously asks, 'Is this your husband?' 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' He continues. 'No, not at all,' She says, nibbling away ...
by johnjohnson1957
December 4th, 2010, 9:52 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Ranger School throws doors open to USAF
Replies: 5
Views: 4463

Re: Ranger School throws doors open to USAF

I did my last 15 years AD in the USAF. Other than security police (SPs) and a few PJs, no one I met in the USAF ever gave Ranger school any credit. It did nothing for promotion and did not appear on my DD 214 (does it show up on a Army DD-214?) At my last assignment the security police commander had...
by johnjohnson1957
November 28th, 2010, 5:42 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Ranger School throws doors open to USAF
Replies: 5
Views: 4463

Ranger School throws doors open to USAF

Ranger School throws doors open to airmen By Jill Laster - Staff writer Posted : Sunday Nov 14, 2010 14:51:45 EST The Army wants you to go through its 61-day Ranger School, one of the military’s most demanding leadership courses. There are plenty of open slots at the school these days because so man...
by johnjohnson1957
November 13th, 2010, 8:34 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Dirty Dishes
Replies: 2
Views: 1884

Dirty Dishes

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck until one day; the comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept...
by johnjohnson1957
December 15th, 2009, 5:49 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Stolen Valor
Replies: 1
Views: 1429

Re: Stolen Valor

Same thing happening in the UK.

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by johnjohnson1957
April 12th, 2009, 4:22 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Somali hijackers attack an American ship
Replies: 39
Views: 9664

Re: US captain held by pirates freed

Don't kow if it was just desperation or not but you've got to give the captain props for having the guts to jump overboard a second time thereby giving the Navy a clear field of fire.
by johnjohnson1957
April 12th, 2009, 10:49 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: NO reason why these posers couldn't easily be shut down
Replies: 4
Views: 2620

NO reason why these posers couldn't easily be shut down

There are only 21 surviving POWs from the first Gulf War in 1991, the Department of Defense says. Yet the Department of Veterans Affairs is paying disability benefits to 286 service members it says were taken prisoner during that conflict, according to data released by VA to The Associated Press. A ...

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