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ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and promotability by kissing up to the commander. This process can be observed first-hand whenever senior field grade officers are near general officers. ASS-CLOWN: A leader who demonstrates comedy to effectively wow the seniors to be...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper ...

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are g...

b*****s means BITCHES for those who don't know. I guess I am not ready to be a Ranger yet. I still use asterisks instead of speaking directly lol But that is true. So many would be going hand in hand with them, then come back broke or go see the doc on monday lol. One thing I would like to add: The...

Be careful of guys that would come to the barracks hawking life insurance . They'll make you comfortable by telling you about their own military past, and how they were always broke, and how you can "put aside $60 through a deduction from your paycheck, that will become more than $755,000 when ...

Thank you, Angry, I wish I had that dexterity in words. This was penned by another member in another forum I participate in, and thought that it would adequately reside in these same forums. I like to write but lack the imagination so far, to come up with such a crafty shakespearian adaptation. Just...

California man killed in Iraq after losing 150 pounds to enlist WILDOMAR – When Justin Hunt first tried to join the Marine Corps, the recruiters didn't have a scale that could weigh him. So they simply estimated that he was more than 150 pounds above the maximum limit to join the service. Hunt, a ...

IntelToad wrote:Anyone out there have some suggestions for good pop-up blocking software ?

You raaannng? :)

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/ehowes/www/soft6.htm

Ranger Spartan, pm sent

If you liked that one, you should try this one. You can "control the action here":

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Boobies :D :D :D

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Google is your friend :) Air Assault : The purpose of the Air Assault Course is to train soldiers in Combat Air Assault Operations, Slingload Operations, and Rappelling. The course familiarizes soldiers with the capabilities of Army aircraft, aircraft safety procedures, Pathfinder Operations and Aer...

Some may doubt The wisdom of this brazen gesture, And eye with sour dissaproval The placement of this dicey thread. But I will to my death defend its right To live unfettered in the Newbie forums, For 'tis without dispute the first, and, if the gods permit, The last occurance of such morbid fancy, A...

Ok, I guess I was wrong to bring up the Rangerttes in my post.
It was more of " a tongue in cheek" joke.
The Rangers asked us to settle down on this one, so I am standing down. :)

Lasic is now a 6 month DQ from processing. SFC Hit_it, I would like to clarify something with you. I just had Lasik surgery back in March 04, foolishly unaware of the Army regulations. I talked to a local recruiter about OCS, and he told me that I would be able to get age and medical waivers for La...