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As 2005 draws to a close, post what you perceived as the top stories that happened this year.
My selection:

1- Hurricane Katrina

2- Iraqi Elections

3- Terry Schiavo

4- Supreme Court strucks down Ten Commandements' display

5 - Pope's death and election of a new Pope.

keepsmilin wrote:My Girlfriends will love this...

So this is where those long-ass joke chain letters originate!! ;)

AbnRgr289 wrote:I know enough students did when he walked in the Chow Hall, all we could do was laugh our asses off.

Ranger AbnRgr289, that wasn't Chuck Norris. That must've been his stuntman. Because if it was Chuck Norris:

18.) The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

;)

Was it this truck, Ranger Abell?

33) Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. 34) There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck 35) Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property 36) There is no theory of evolution, j...

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ? A: IT’S BRAILLE FOR "SUCK HERE" Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER. Q: ! WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR. Q: WHY ARE...

lawschoolgeek wrote:This news is unrelated to the Army, but I found out in November that I passed the New York and New Jersey bar exams!!

BTW, congrats on passing the bar. Now you can be the official "Barracks Lawyer"

[quote="lawschoolgeek"]The Drill Sergeants work very long, hard hours don’t get me wrong; but it seemed that they were tired and gave less than 100% in training our company. Discipline wasn’t a high priority and us trainees were allowed to just go through the motions. During our FTX on...

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS Poem by Sharon Steege I don't know who they are Saying I can't greet the crowd The way that I want to Can't say CHRISTMAS out loud. I walk into a business place See things that I rather not see But dare I not say CHRISTMAS And ask for a "holiday" tree. What hap...

I saw that second pic somewhere. Are you member of another paratrooper site?

BTW welcome to the site.

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1 RE: Annual Office Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and ple...

Ranger Silverback: I made it in an open spirit for the purpose of this forum. Didn't mean anything specific by it. Please delete if warranted.

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign!You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing...

Here's his IP info from his posts there, for any mods/admins here to verify this guy's claims:

68.223.232.249 [ 2 Posts ] adsl-223-232-249.mia.bellsouth.net
65.11.23.128 [ 3 Posts ] adsl-11-23-128.mia.bellsouth.net
65.8.24.179 [ 2 Posts ] adsl-8-24-179.mia.bellsouth.net

and the guys at the Techno Zone on base are dreaming about their extra bonus for selling so much electronics